*This is the IPOD Hi-Res Version of "The Results Are In and Your Sperm is No Good"*

Look what I found stashed in the back of the drawer in your nasty ass bathroom. A pregnancy test. A FAILED pregnancy test. That means that your sperm is WEAK. You're just not enough of a man to impregnate your wife. I mean, it's probably a good thing that you're not procreating. You're nasty, your wife is nasty. But she's all you can get. You could NEVER get a hot girl like me. How do you go through life seeing all these hot girls everywhere, knowing that you can never, ever touch any of them? It mus... Show more