*This is the RealPlayer Version of "You Are Not Worthy of August Autrey's Feet"*

This is August. You really think you deserve to even LOOK at my perfect feet? Much less TOUCH them? Disgusting. Ponder this: you are a boring, unattractive loser. You have poor hygiene (despite what you may think, trust me). And YOUR feet are DISGUSTING. Funny, huh? You deserve nothing, especially not being honored with rubbing, massaging, or oiling up your queen's - that's me, idiot - feet. But go ahead, buy this clip, loser. Because this is as close as you're ever going to get. Guaranteed!