Merry Christmas ho ho ho's. Instead of presents under the tree you get presents under my ass. Green beans, turkey with gravy, and apple pie make me so gassy. Stick your tongue in deep to show your appreciation and there's a lot more where that came from. Don't fill up too much before dessert though.

Merry Christmas ho ho ho's. Instead of presents under the tree you get presents under my ass. Green beans, turkey with gravy, and apple pie make me so gassy. Stick your tongue in deep to show your appreciation and there's a lot more where that came from. Don't fill up too much before dessert though.