You're such a foot freak that even though I ignore you because my phone is far more interesting, you'll goon and obsess over my perfectly pedicured feet with white toes, waiting to see them as I eventually take off my socks. All the while, I ignore you because that’s all that losers like you deserve.

You're such a foot freak that even though I ignore you because my phone is far more interesting, you'll goon and obsess over my perfectly pedicured feet with white toes, waiting to see them as I eventually take off my socks. All the while, I ignore you because that’s all that losers like you deserve.