So, we've been traveling and shopping and eating and I am exhausted, stinky, and super gassy! Ugh, so much coffee and gelato! I need to pump all of these farts out of my bubbleguts! But this stupid motel's walls are so thin, the neighbors will definitely hear me ripping ass all night.

OH! I've got a PERFECT idea! Let me use your mouth to muffle them! And then I won't even have to smell them either! YAY!

Open wide loser!!