We are together for a while now and I'm so sick of you. You disgust me, you make me want to rip your eyes out. It scratches and disgusts me terribly. You are the worst and most horrible man in the world and I hate you. So the only moment I'm free without you, I call my best friend and insult you, curse you along with her. You hear everything and somehow a part of you gets excited about this impending humiliation and wants to hear more, so you witness the whole discussion and start masturbating uncontrollably until you orgasm just hearing the most horrible insults about you.