Your girlfriend is a hoe. Everybody knows she made porn as soon as she could. And you, you are a pathethc little beta bitch. How about being at least a littly bit useful to me? I found the perfect job for the both of you. You can suck cock together for me. Hell, we can even make it a contest! The best cock sucker gets rewarded with a big fat fart right out of my ass as soon as I'm sitting down on your stupid face.