Look how white my cute little socks are. A little smelly and sweaty, but there's not a single spot of dirt on them. I know you want to sniff, lick and suck them. Let's go... "Damn, you fucking Asshole! Where's my boot?! Give it back! I don't want to ruin my socks!" You'll receive a harsh punishment for stealing my boot and ruining my socks. A behaviour like that deserves it!