It's hard. Your dick and your life as a sexless Loser. You're still a loser virgin because absolutely no one is interested in you. You'll be a virgin forever. I'm willing to change it. I'll take your virginity with my huge strap on. Come on now, that's much better than no sex and the only chance for you. I'm giving it to you. You'll be a very good bitch for me. I am your only sex life.