*This is a custom*

It's so hot outside, I run in the bathroom to check myself. I see you in there, but I know you wouldn't dare look. My armpits are so sweaty, you can see my sweat stains through my shirt! Maybe if I take my shirt off, I can smell if they're really that bad... They are way too smelly. I take the time to wet and clean each hairy armpit delicately. After that I lotion every inch of my fresh armpits. I coat each hair with lotion to make my pits feel so smooth. To seal in the freshness, I coat my armpits in deodorant. I give one last whiff and I a...

*This is a custom*

It's so hot outside, I run in the bathroom to check myself. I see you in there, but I know you wouldn't dare look. My armpits are so sweaty, you can see my sweat stains through my shirt! Maybe if I take my shirt off, I can smell if they're really that bad... They are way too smelly. I take the time to wet and clean each hairy armpit delicately. After that I lotion every inch of my fresh armpits. I coat each hair with lotion to make my pits feel so smooth. To seal in the freshness, I coat my armpits in deodorant. I give one last whiff and I am set. Oops. Did you see all of that?