What 3 characteristics do doggs and men have in common. That's right! They pee standing up, think all day only about eating and fucking, and both have too little brain mass to notice when they get on other people's nerves with their stupidity. This mutt here is just a prime example for that. Actually, I wanted to relax a little from the stresses of everyday life and enjoy the nature during today's walk. But this can bring with his stubborn nature even the most loving dogg owner like me in rage. Only good that I have my crop with me today. Then I will have to beat this idiot probably the sim...

What 3 characteristics do doggs and men have in common. That's right! They pee standing up, think all day only about eating and fucking, and both have too little brain mass to notice when they get on other people's nerves with their stupidity. This mutt here is just a prime example for that. Actually, I wanted to relax a little from the stresses of everyday life and enjoy the nature during today's walk. But this can bring with his stubborn nature even the most loving dogg owner like me in rage. Only good that I have my crop with me today. Then I will have to beat this idiot probably the simplest commands in his sparrow brain.

Welche 3 Eigenschaften haben Hunde und Männer gemeinsam. Richtig! Sie pinkeln im Stehen, denken den ganzen Tag nur ans Fressen und Ficken, und beide habe zu wenig Gehirnmasse um zu merken wenn sie anderen Leuten mit ihrer Dummheit nur noch auf di e Nerven gehen. Dieser Köter hier ist geradezu ein Paradebeispiel dafür. Eigentlich wollte ich mich ja bei dem heutigen Spaziergang ein wenig von den Strapazen des Alltags erholen und di e Natur genießen. Aber dieses Mistvieh kann mit seiner störrischen Art selbst di e liebevollste Hundehalterin wie mich in Rage bringen. Nur gut dass ich heute meine Gerte mit dabei habe. Dann werde ich diesem Idioten wohl di e einfachsten Kommandos in sein Spatzenhirn einprügeln müssen.