What a stupid house slave! This worthless piece of man forgets how I drink my coffee! Usually I prefer it black, just like my soul. As I wanted to drink it immediately, I told him to add a dash of cold milk to it.

Instead of a small splash, it was almost half the cup filled with milk! A milk broth! And then I only hear prevarications and ridiculous excuses from him. With some dozen hard slaps right in his dumb face, I reminded him how his mistress - the deity of his limited universe - likes drinking her coffee. What a shame I had to touch him because of it, but the slapping sound... Show more