I go into the dark corners of the studio to find a dusty cage holding a tiny little man- oh, it has been sooo long since I have played with him! I bring the cage into the light, reach into the cage and yank him out. Once out of the cage, My spell starts to fade and he slowly becomes larger in My hands. This cannot be. I give him a magical kiss and he shrinks back down to teeny tiny size.

I remember what a good little boot polisher he used to be, so I press My little bootlicker against the leather of My boot and tell him to start licking. But at that teeny size...it would take f... Show more