One of My little men has betrayed Me! I found out that he has been secretly sending love letters, chocolates and notes professing his undying love to Evil Manda! I am FURIOUS!!!! My pets belong to Me and only Me- they are loyal or else! Clearly this little man is a masochist if he wants to belong to Evil Manda- you want evil? I can be evil!

As he lays there helpless, paralyzed with fear, I slowly devour him, first breaking off one arm and eating it, then the other. I lick his little body teasingly and even him with My tongue! But I have only just begun....I break off one leg at ... Show more