I arrive at My date's house to find a note on the door telling Me that he will be hours late and that he is sure that I am capable of "keeping Myself occupied". Little does he know- I do not wait well.

After waiting impatiently for him to arrive, I do take his advice and start to keep Myself occupied....by going from room to room, nonchalantly knocking over items and breaking everything I touch as if it has no value. Vases, candleholders, glass wear, table settings, the couch, the bathroom.

Because to Me, it is all worthless......


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