My pleasure, my desires, my wishes, always come first, is a irrefutable dogma, you live by it. And material, practical things and duties are no different, inane or not. Me swaying around in a basic cotton thong is a costant reminder of what you are good for. Not sex, not you! Paying plenty, seeing plenty, but not getting any.
And what about these hair as I play with my undies and tease with my ass cheeks (enjoy my lil pimples too), yeah same, all the brazilian waxes are on you, duh.