Women are totally disenchanted and bored by small pricks who ironically also happen to be so self-absorbed for someone worthy of no sexual attention and lack of any redeeming qualities.
This pink lipstick sized pokemon lollipop stick is getting so much more action than your wank stick, well anything beats zero ahah no your thumbs don't count as sexual action.
My irresistible mouth and my breasts in this cotton bikini bra are clearly off limits for gross useless and pathetic bb "penis" manlets.