Hi bitch, it's My birthday and you are going to kiss My ass..through your screen haha. Now bring your mouth close to the screen and pretend like you are kissing My ass. I want you to really kiss it, you look so pathetic, but this is the closest that you are ever going to get to worshipping My perfect ass. Don't drool all over your screen though,haha you're such a weak little bitch for My ass. I want you to take a photo of yourself kissing My ass through the screen and send it to Me.