You're finally awake! You must be wondering what you're doing here, and more importantly why are you so tiny.

Do you remember me from earlier this afternoon? I was walking by, minding my own business when you started to say nasty things to me.All my life I've been catcalled and had to listen to guys say gross obscenities to me and have been powerless to stop them. The thing is that when shrinking technology became available to the public my first thought was shooting every guy with a shrink-ray that acted perverted towards me from now on. It was perfect, because it’s not like I eve... Show more