Finally! That took a lot longer than I expected. I was beginning to worry that you may not wake up at all, that would have been such a pity.

Oh that? You noticed? You're only two inches tall, I'm about a thousand times bigger than you. Look at you, completely helpless.

Everything is going according to plan, I have something very fun in store for you, well fun for me.

Let me explain. For the last few months, I have been trying to figure out how to get rid of you.
Why? That's easy, ever since you started dating my best friend, I didn't like you, at all. I though...

Finally! That took a lot longer than I expected. I was beginning to worry that you may not wake up at all, that would have been such a pity.

Oh that? You noticed? You're only two inches tall, I'm about a thousand times bigger than you. Look at you, completely helpless.

Everything is going according to plan, I have something very fun in store for you, well fun for me.

Let me explain. For the last few months, I have been trying to figure out how to get rid of you.
Why? That's easy, ever since you started dating my best friend, I didn't like you, at all. I thought that she would come to her senses and break up with you but unfortunately, that didn't happen.
Then she started to send more time with you and didn't have time for me, so I knew I had to come up with a way to get you out of the picture. That's why I shrunk you. Don't worry, I have it all planned out. I am going to eat you. I chose this method because, to put it bluntly, I want you to suffer. I want to see you beg for your life as I brutally devour you. I get to look at your tiny, scared, crying face as I lower it closer to my big mouth. I actually think that I am going to enjoy this even more than I thought.