Haha I think that is the smallest dick that I have EVER seen! What do you do with that thing? You're certainly incapable of pleasing a woman with that tiny thing. I guess I can tell you now, the only reason that I asked you out on a date is because I lost a bet. Since I lost this bet, I had to ask out the biggest loser I knew and that is you. Why do you think that I would ask you out, I mean look at you.

I want to watch you jerk that useless dick while I laugh at you, haha. This is one of the reasons why you're still a virgin, because of your tiny dick.