I have a new neighbor coming over and I want everything to be perfect. I'm wearing tight jeans with a belt and high heels. I'm nervous and constantly fidgeting and adjusting things around the house, bending over... I'm self-conscious about my butt showing... I try to get up on a chair, but I struggle because my pants are so low. Eventually I lose my balance and accidentally sit on some food (mayonase potato salad). My bare butt is now covered in food! How embarrassing! I apologize, try to clean it, but the food is still all over my butt... I keep asking m neighbor if it’s all cleaned up, be... Show more