When I let you buy me these expensive high heels, I told you your only job was to keep them clean. When I slid my perfect feet into them, I could feel flecks of dirt at my toes and I knew you got lost humping your hand when you were supposed to be cleaning my heels. I guess you need a lesson right from your master on how to properly clean, so make your face useful and obey. Bury your dumb face in my soles and learn to clean these feet if you ever want to hump your hand again!