LOST FILE! Jackie calls a Priest because her bottom is talking to her and saying very bad things. The Priest decides he needs to see for himself, because it's very hard to believe! Jackie bends over and sure enough, her ass talks to the Priest! He still doesn't believe her, though, so he has her do it again, but this time make sure he can see her face. She does, and her ass talks to him again. The Priest believes her, and says they need to do an assorcism. He explains it's like an exorcism, but for her bottom. He sprinkles her with his Holy Water, and she starts flipping all over the bed!