Aw, how cute - out buying flowers, teddy bears and chocolates for the wifey? Fuck that, forget her. There's better things to be spending your money on - ME! Don't waste your money on that boring bitch, we both know I'm the one who really excites you. The thought of spending until you're broke on me gets you off harder than any pity holiday blowjob that boring chick of yours will give you! Time to worship & spend loser, down on your knees!