Jackie Synn's Advanced Care & Growth Technique for Your Funbags ::This was a custom video for a fan - no names were used:: "Theme: I love euphemisms for breasts! This is a spoof “infomercial” about breast care/enlargement. You play a presenter who's very non-pc, she objectifies breasts & is obsessed with their size. She refers to her breasts using euphemisms throughout video. My favorite euphemism is “funbags”, please make this the most frequent one she uses. It can be used in singular and plural forms. She uses others as well, though, such as “pillows”, “whoppers”, “balloons” etc. The effec...

Jackie Synn's Advanced Care & Growth Technique for Your Funbags ::This was a custom video for a fan - no names were used:: "Theme: I love euphemisms for breasts! This is a spoof “infomercial” about breast care/enlargement. You play a presenter who's very non-pc, she objectifies breasts & is obsessed with their size. She refers to her breasts using euphemisms throughout video. My favorite euphemism is “funbags”, please make this the most frequent one she uses. It can be used in singular and plural forms. She uses others as well, though, such as “pillows”, “whoppers”, “balloons” etc. The effect is heightened when euphemisms are combined with descriptive words like “gorgeous”, “gigantic” etc (though they can be used on their own as well). Throughout video she demonstrates breast care “exercises”; though silly & nonsensical, she maintains seriousness, albeit in a spoof-like OTT manner. Talks about how her breasts “react” when she compliments them, does lots of “repeat after me” mantras. Each euphemism can be used any number of times (with "funbags" most frequent); and they don't need to alternate necessarily, a single one can be used through entire routine/demo. Dress: opening 15 min wears onesie (first 3/5 min zipped up, explains how breasts respond to warmth, does breast & nipple play over fabric; then unzips & opens to reveal breasts) Next 15 min: wears robe, done up at waist, reveals breasts playfully, sometimes one, sometimes the other, & sometimes both, admiring each in turn, describing size, shape, form etc. Final 15 min: no garment except from waist down, continues exercises and demo themes."