When you heard everyone was going to have to go into lockdown, a big rush of panic fell over you. Quarantined?! Oh no what will you do with your busy social life? Oh that’s right, you don’t have one! You were made for quarantine, this hasn’t changed your life at all. In fact, this is only solidified how pathetic you are and that you will forever be a loser who stays at home jerking your cock. No friends, no family, no one cares about you. You are so fucking pathetic, get used to being quarantined for life!