You love catching Me as I get back from the gym, when I'm My most sweaty, stinky and filthy. You hide from your wife...because deep down you know this is the only way you can bust your load. Admiring My wet armpits, smelling them, inhaling My aroma, tasting My salty sweat...that's what gets you going. What a loser stink lover you are! I wonder what your wife would think if she ever found out...