I eat two juicy hamburgers with mayo, mustard, and ketchup, with a tall glass of lemonade on the side. I talk about how juicy and delicious the hamburgers are and eat with my mouth open so you can see me chewing and smacking my food while I talk and make sounds. I mention how my roommate is always cooking delicious greasy food, and name some of my favorites. How much I love hamburger, steak, pizza, milkshakes, etc. I contemplate getting fat and relish how I could just eat anything I want, anytime. I should just eat what I want and be a lardass, shouldn't I? It may not be that bad, my roomma... Show more