I'm your roommate who comes home to find you lazing around the house like usual, not doing house work or looking for a job like I asked you to. I'm super pissed at you and rant about what a terrible roommate you are and how pathetic you are for freeloading, being a lazy ass, and acting like you want your step-mom to take care of you. You're a pathetic excuse for an adult. I tell you to pack up your bags asap and get out, but you plea to stay, so I tell you that if you're that desperate you can stay for a week longer if I use you as my bitch however I like.

My first plan is to put ... Show more