Total party night, had way too much to drink and woke up this morning with a painful feeling in my toes. I look down to find my big toes are cuffed together in steel toe cuffs. Must be some kind of fucking joke from my friends, or maybe my dumb ass put them on. Either way I have no idea where the key is and no else is in the apt but me! Struggling as hard as I can to try to get them off. But they are on so tight and will no budge. I try to find something to pick the lock, but that too leads to nowhere. Looks like I am stuck in these things until someone finds me and hopefully soon!