Not so long ago, in this very galaxy right here, an evil clone was made from the DNA of Princess Layher Orgasma and named Autumn Bodell, who now traverses the the universe looking for unsuspecting souls to recruit to the dark side! When she visits the Planet Tattoofiend, she encounters rebel bounty humper Jamie Wolf and his 9 Inch lightsaber, who uses some Jedi tongue tricks to send her into a blissful light speed she didn't even know was possible!