I know you guys need help, you all have such hang ups and issues is obvious..
The only problem is you can't talk to anyone around you because they would all react badly and not understand. You can't talk to your family, friends, neighbours or colleagues at work because they would all be disgusted and shocked so that leaves you with all these issues and no one to talk to but that's where I come in. I want to be your E-.
You can talk to me about anything, I won't judge. I'll have you right as rain in the time.
Make yourself feel better and get some E-Therapy from me..