The holiday of a lifetime is waiting for you right here when you decide to visit me in the UK and don ' t worry about that return trip because this is a one way flight type of holiday where you won ' t be returning home any time soon .. Just imagine getting all excited about visiting me then being spiked at the bar and waking up in just your boxer shorts , handcuffed to the bed with no personal effects around you . You ' d be into a new life of sexual slavery my poor sex pet with no way of escaping my isolated location and me ..