Everyone loves a dirty text or two, everyone loves flirting and chatting on their mobile phones and everyone loves arranging dates for fun hook ups and filthy bunk ups. Most of the time it's you chatting with someone else, you reply off your mobile phone using your own fingers but how about I take you out of the equation completely... How about I chat to people off your phone and number, I sext, I flirt, I talk trash. How about I arrange dirty meet ups for you to go to that you have to go to otherwise I will use the incriminating evidence I have on you against you. All you and I ne... Show more