Are you a single pringle hunny, a meal for one? A guy with nothing to do, no girlfriend and no fun? Sitting at home everyday is very comfortable isn't it, you get to watch tv and do what ever you like, a girlfriend would change everything, and then they would eventually leave you once they realize how a man you are. You'll be a single pringle for the rest of your life won't you hunny, at least you have women like me eh?