I ' ve been busy creating new tattoo designs for you and new t - shirts that will completely humiliate you . They will embarrass you and possibly out you to everyone that sees them , you ' ll be trying to avoid busy places when you are sporting my designs . If I blackmail you into wearing them outside then you will have no choice, will you ? So let's pick some good designs for you and plan your next shopping trip cause it ' s going to be a hot one and your face will probably be bright red to match !