I'm so goddamn horny and I need something, ANYTHING in my ass right now. There's a bottle from some cider sitting on the desk next to me, and the neck of it looks like the perfect size. I put a little lube on it, and push it right up my ass. Feels so very good. With a vibrator on my clit and fucking myself in the ass with the glass bottle, I bring myself to a really hard orgasm.