I called you into my office because there's something important we need to discuss. There's a new opening in the company, as you, and all of your other peons have heard. Sure, you're working hard, but everyone else is coming in here, brown nosing me, kissing up to me, begging me for the promotion. Everyone but you. Do you think you're too good to grovel? I want you on your knees licking, kissing, smelling my asshole now. If you kiss my ass like you're supposed to, the promotion could be yours.