I went to a yoga class at my college expecting to stretch out my bod and get some hard buns. I showed up in teeny shorts and a bikini top, and they almost kicked me out of the class! The teacher made a fool out of me, handing me these gray yoga pants and this horrible long sleeve shirt to wear! I grabbed them and stormed out of class. If they can't handle my body, then I can't handle their class. I come home, put on the clothes sans panties and bra, and turn my camera on so I can film myself destroying them! I have a large pair of shears, and get excited from the cool medal touching my skin as... Show more