I know you were planning on waiting to have, but I'm fucking ready. I'll tell you now, the reason I've been wearing such sexy lingerie and waiting for you everyday after work for the past few weeks. I've been using you. I stopped my birth control, I poked holes in the condoms, and now, I'm pregnant! There's nothing you can do, now you are stuck with me. You'll be waiting on me hand and foot, giving me massages and making me food while I grow bigger and bigger. I've got you now.