You walk in to find a positive pregnancy test on the table, and me lounging on the bed. You look confused. We've been so careful with the birth control, haven't we? Let me break it down for you: I poked holes in the condoms. I want you stick around, wait on me while I'm pregnant, and be mine forever. Your life is ruined, you aren't going anywhere anymore.

You walk in to find a positive pregnancy test on the table, and me lounging on the bed. You look confused. We've been so careful with the birth control, haven't we? Let me break it down for you: I poked holes in the condoms. I want you stick around, wait on me while I'm pregnant, and be mine forever. Your life is ruined, you aren't going anywhere anymore.