Now that you're all tied up in front of me, it's safe to tell you why you're here. I called you over because my TV needed some help, or so you think, but I have other plans for you. You struggle, as I tell you all about the barbecue I have planned for this weekend. You're going to be cut into tiny pieces and served on shish kabobs to the entire party, over 150 people. They are all going to be walking around, drinking margaritas, and laughing with you in their stomachs.