Do you remember that "business trip" I went on about 9 weeks ago? Well, I wasn't in Ohio after all. I stayed in town, in fact, in your best friend's bed. That's right, we fucked all weekend. I let him cum inside me without a condom. Over and over. I was quite the cum slut. You see, your sperm is worthless to me, I don't want our progeny to come out like you. So I had to get knocked up by a real man. And now I am.