Come up close and smell my breath this morning. Isn't it bad? Last night before bed I had a dish that had onions and lots of garlic, and cheese too, then I forgot to brush my teeth! Watch me fog the camera as I blow my stinky breath into your face. So raw, rank, and ripe. You like seeing inside my mouth, don't you? I'll show you the whole smelly thing.

Come up close and smell my breath this morning. Isn't it bad? Last night before bed I had a dish that had onions and lots of garlic, and cheese too, then I forgot to brush my teeth! Watch me fog the camera as I blow my stinky breath into your face. So raw, rank, and ripe. You like seeing inside my mouth, don't you? I'll show you the whole smelly thing.