I was at the gym running on the treadmill when my phone with a photo message. I opened it... and almost died laughing! Is that your cock? What? That's so, so very little. Now that I'm home I'll tell you my honest thoughts about it, about how the girl on the treadmill next to me asked to see it, and we laughed together. Then the girl behind the desk came to see if we were ok, and we showed her the photo of your itty bitty willy. Oh my god, it made our day! We all laughed so hard about what a ridiculous, useless dick you have. But... wait... why would you send me that if your dick was so small? ...

I was at the gym running on the treadmill when my phone with a photo message. I opened it... and almost died laughing! Is that your cock? What? That's so, so very little. Now that I'm home I'll tell you my honest thoughts about it, about how the girl on the treadmill next to me asked to see it, and we laughed together. Then the girl behind the desk came to see if we were ok, and we showed her the photo of your itty bitty willy. Oh my god, it made our day! We all laughed so hard about what a ridiculous, useless dick you have. But... wait... why would you send me that if your dick was so small? You're trying to break up with me aren't you? That isn't even really your dick, is it? Pull down your pants! Let me see! If you want to dump me you're not going to do it that easily, by sending me a photo of some poor, poor stranger on the internet. Oh... that is your dick! Hahaha, yeah ok. We're breaking up. What do you expect me to do with such a small little dicklet? Get out of here.