You came in super late again last night, and your wife was expecting as much. She confronts you today, very close to your face, telling you how she's sick and tired of you ignoring her, not coming home at a reasonable time, and not replying to her texts and calls. Enough is enough. Last night she ate a very particular meal, salmon, with onions and garlic, with some strong coffee and even a little almost spoiled milk. Then she rested with a clove of garlic tucked in her cheek all night long! She punishes you by breathing into your face, and laughs as you recoil from her foul breath. She doesn't... Show more