You reached out to your hippie friend because you've had such a hard time in the dating world and you wonder if she has some advice. She recommends you to try an essential oil for relaxing so you can stay out of your head when you meet women. Meditation helps too, she says. Then she laughs. "I know of this crazy thing that does wonders for your face's appearance, but it's too wild!" You ask her to tell you and she says that an ancient beauty regime to rub your own cum on your face! She tells you that you should try it. Right now. She has you take your dick out, and leads you through a fun l... Show more