So, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. She told me all about that puny little excuse for a dick you're hiding in your pants. Honestly, how could anyone be with you with a dick that tiny? You've probably never made a woman cum in your life. It's practically microscopic! Get used to being single, loser.

So, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. She told me all about that puny little excuse for a dick you're hiding in your pants. Honestly, how could anyone be with you with a dick that tiny? You've probably never made a woman cum in your life. It's practically microscopic! Get used to being single, loser.