You are not meant to be someone's boyfriend, that is a useless illusion so let's go past it.

I know what's good for you, i know that you're beyond bored about the boyfriend vanilla relationship stuff.

There's nothing boring in being Goddess's bitch though, it's all surprise excitement and full devotion, without boring discussion, vanilla dates, and unsatisfactory sex.

Become my bitch, don't fight your true nature.